The Kirk Minihane show is in a bit of a pickle. For a lot of you who don't know the show, I'm going to keep it short and simple... like my sexual endurance. It's an incredible show. These last two weeks have been a beautiful example of how a show can capitalize on stupid people while also being creative with said stupid people. For instance, Kirk was able to shove three fans into the back seat of a filthy Honda Accord for twelve hours all while being live streamed through a shitty phone connection. Shit like this is what keeps me sucking on this content filled tit that is attached to Kirk. To get to that "pickle" that I mentioned. Kirk is intense and because of this intensity he burns through producers like I burn through anti-depressants. The latest producer, Dave Cullinane, is out after a "shitty showing" at a live show in Plymouth. Granted the previous live shows were very good and produced very well. Somehow, we are here, my guy Dave is leaving the show and I'm going to defend him for a second. Kirk likes to make fun of other podcasts that have such a big production crew for live shows. Is KMS the Joe Rogan Experience, Call Her Daddy, or The Blind Mike Project? Obviously not. The show is big enough that I think it's tough for a podcast producer to run a show 3-5 times a week, find topics, find clips and sound, schedule trips for Barstool events and on top of that run KMS social accounts. With all those tasks you are also asking a producer to rent a theater, set up food and alcohol, music, pre-shows, etc. I'm going to get off Dave's dong for a second and give a solution. Keep Dave Cullinane. Have Dave do the day-to-day podcast. Hire the GOAT Steve Robinson part-time to ONLY to set up live events so he can keep doing his right-wing propaganda site and make the KMS live shows better. Then hire a grunt also part-time to work on X (Twitter), Instagram, Youtube, and TikTok. I'm a genius. You are all welcome Minifans and we can stop this torturous, yet entertaining producer search.
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Vitality did there thing. Won Worlds and made the Grand Finals look like pool play against a poor open team. That poor open team was the defending RLCS world champions, team BDS. This Vitality roster is the greatest roster to ever play the game to date. I'm sure many of you would say Fairy Peak, Kaydop, and Turbo, but you'd be absolutely wrong. Sure, they are the most successful rostervon paper, but when it comes to pure talent Zen, Radosin, and Alpha54 take the titanium white cake. Let's be honest, the field is at an all-time high in the RLCS and Vitality is spreading cheeks well beyond the recommended spreading limits. While I was watching Worlds my phone chimed indicating that I had a notification regarding an email. It was a Twitch subscription invoice. Since I have only subscribed to one streamer, I knew it was the SBF, Scrooge McDuck, Bernie Madoff, of Rocket League...Mr. Ponzi scheme himself, Jessie. This lunatic makes a YouTube video announcing his return to Rocket League after nearly a gestation of a human (That's 9 months). This scam artist "returns", talks about "the streaming grind" and after just three days of streaming and subs pouring in because the "best streamer that Make-A-Wish Esports has ever produced is back baby", his PC magically dies. A quiet three weeks go by and no content. Nothing. Not even a "Jessie being Jessie" video (Which comes out every Friday btw...KEKW). Oh, what's that? Jessie's dead PC is powered by sponsorship money and RISES FROM THE ASHES for a paid Dropshot stream? Shout out Pringles. Remember. Once you pop, the fun won't stop. That was his last stream as of now... two months ago. I may be delusional by giving this man money every month and literally getting ZERO value back, but I can't quit him. I wish Jessie would just come home with the milk and cigarettes already, but until then it looks like Fruity will be raising me...I mean entertaining me until that fucking deadbeat comes back. |
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